不相信的事越多 不適應的症狀越少

2012年2月26日 星期日

說沒有。就是沒有

沒有水的泳池
沒有人在游泳

沒有游泳的人
沒有泳池的水

說沒有
說就是沒有

食麵者

食麵者 by Jarvis@medialand
食麵者, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

我愛那熱騰騰的食慾
我愛不顧一切的咀嚼
閉上雙眼,仔細聆聽
天堂樂章,吸哩呼嚕

瘋狂數學家

瘋狂數學家 by Jarvis@medialand
瘋狂數學家, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

只要培育100個曾雅妮
就能獨霸LPGA世界前100名

高爾夫球將變成國球
2012將是台灣高爾夫元年
果嶺就是未來幼苗的操場

天后真的不用多 100個剛剛好
用壞了用殘了再補就好,你說是吧

4917號乘客

4917號乘客 by Jarvis@medialand
4917號乘客, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

座椅上的紙條
揭露了令人髮指的背叛與罪惡
他不確定4916是否刻意留下訊息
他不確定4918是否更具有同情心
他只確定這一切都不會影響食慾

停滯的世界

停滯的世界 by Jarvis@medialand
停滯的世界, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

新聞說,擁有ABCC9基因的人
要比一般人要多睡半小時才夠

新聞還說
柴契爾夫人每天4小時就夠
但愛因斯坦可要睡11小時

新聞沒說 但我想說
工時長的人 每天都想睡上20小時才夠

其實,原則不怎麼好吃

世界上每個人看到的景色都不同
要想完全理解另一個人簡直荒謬
所以 你猜
堅持是為了什麼

2012年2月22日 星期三

沒有機會的機會

所有人都準備出賣你
看到的一切都是陷阱

前方重重包圍
後方深淵萬丈

除了放下武器你沒有第二條路

Space Oddity

Space Oddity by Jarvis@medialand
Space Oddity, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

湯姆艦長掰掰


Ground control to major Tom
Ground control to major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
(Ten) Ground control (Nine) to major Tom (Eight)
(Seven, six) Commencing countdown (Five), engines on (Four)
(Three, two) Check ignition (One) and may gods (Blastoff) love be with you

This is ground control to major Tom, you've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare

This is major Tom to ground control, I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
Here am I sitting in a tin can far above the world
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles, I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much, she knows
Ground control to major Tom, your circuits dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you hear me, major Tom?
Can you...
Here am I sitting in my tin can far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue and there's nothing I can do

Asking the Right Questions May Lead to Easier Life

這種問題就別問了吧你
出社會多久了
不是早就該知道的嗎

就算真他媽的不知道
勸你還是裝作知道吧

畢竟你看他她和牠
哪一個不是這樣似懂非懂
哪一個到這年紀還在乎真的假的

有些事長大才知道

比方不是每個人家裡都會過小年夜
不是每個人都會在除夕早上祭祖

諸如此類

那些曾以為平凡無奇的什麼
我們稱之為家庭記憶

COLD FISH

COLD FISH by Jarvis@medialand
COLD FISH, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

片名翻譯有叫做死魚、冰冷熱帶魚的
是園子溫2010的片

有時候好需要這類型異色偏執扭曲
來確認自己還用腳掌貼著地球
來安慰自己失控的常態合理性

YOUR SONG

YOUR SONG by Jarvis@medialand
YOUR SONG, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

是真的
因為妳就在那兒

是真的
因為當妳轉身 我聽到了些什麼

can't buy me love

can't buy me love by Jarvis@medialand
can't buy me love, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

Can't buy me love, love
Can't buy me love

I'll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alright
I'll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright
'Cause I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you love me too
I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

Can't buy me love, everybody tells me so
Can't buy me love, no no no, no

Say you don't need no diamond ring and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want the kind of thing that money just can't buy
I don't care too much for money, money can't buy me love

不存在的時光

不存在的時光 by Jarvis@medialand
不存在的時光, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

或許就因為不存在
才教人格外嚮往吧

來自以色列的殺意

"犬出沒注意"="Rabies"是部奇怪的驚悚片
每個人都死了
大胸部的蠢貨死了
連像是男主角的也死了

每個人都會死
沒幽默感的人只是死得比較理所當然罷了

偵探離開之後

偵探離開之後 by Jarvis@medialand
偵探離開之後, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

他打了一通又一通的電話
然而電話線卻無預警地死去
抓起防風外套 戴上統一獅的帽子
決定趕在偵探之前解決那多嘴的懦夫

在左手碰觸到喇叭鎖的瞬間
有股令人不舒服的寒意襲來....

Crosstalk

Crosstalk by Jarvis@medialand
Crosstalk, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

在人類社會是指雙方認知間的耦合現象。

這是因為空間距離近的信號線之間會出現不希望的電感性和電容性耦合從而互相干擾。電容性耦合會引發耦合電流,而電感性耦合則引發耦合電壓。

在社會化與成熟人格的發展過程中,會是一個比較棘手的問題。

2012年2月13日 星期一

因為我們都需要希望

巷弄步行者的致謝

這裡有狗屎
有路邊停車
有枯草落葉
但是人類比較少

新竹掰掰

新竹掰掰 by Jarvis@medialand
新竹掰掰, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

嗯 怎麼好像老照片

就因為缺乏名為服從的零件

磨損是難免的
淘汰是自找的

Not just cheap talk

Not just cheap talk by Jarvis@medialand
Not just cheap talk, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

Life On the Nickel

Life On the Nickel by Jarvis@medialand
Life On the Nickel, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

Yet again I'm hustling hustling hustling
Yet again I'm hustling hustling hustling
Yet again I'm hustling hustling hustling
But I can't seem to catch a dime
Take a little hit and I lose the time
I took the man and his horse
And ran before he looked up
I said the light's gonna change
But I'm calm and feeling warm
Now I'm sticking out my hands
And feeling weightless again
You got to push got to shove
Got to eat before they eat me
Got the crown and the cup
Got to write to my family

看書的風景

看書的風景 by Jarvis@medialand
看書的風景, a photo by Jarvis@medialand on Flickr.

被當作是車牌的犬

由於主人上次犯案的失誤
忠心耿耿的牠自告奮勇要成為車牌
要在後防線上盡自己的一份心力

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